I’m not even off to college yet and my family pretends like I’m not here.

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  • me:i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents:that's how you make friends!!!
  • me:no
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Audrey Hepburn in Charade

bahboh:

the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself

(Source: bepeu, via lulz-time)

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touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via d0nttrustany0nebuty0urself)

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via extra-large-fries)

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