OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD ME THE STORY OF HOW THEY STARTED DATING
ok so they worked together in a town called abbotsford and my father had a crush on my mother and one day he asked her “nice bum where ya from” and my mother responded “abBUTTsford” and basICALLY IM ALIVE BECAUSE OF A PUN
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
When i say the wrong answer in class and someone giggles
What do you call a snobbish criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending.
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it